The first time I saw my plumber, Barry, flinch at a sparrow, I almost dropped my wrench. He was under my sink, a mountain of a man with hands like smoked hams, and a tiny house sparrow hopped onto the windowsill overlooking the leafy gully below. Barry, who could wrestle a fifty-year-old galvanized pipe into submission, froze. His face went pale. He made a sound like a deflating tyre.
“You okay, Barry?” I asked, glancing out at the familiar view—the treetops of the Castlecrag bushland reserve, the glimpse of Middle Harbour in the distance.
“Fine,” he mumbled, his eyes glued to the bird. “Just… don’t like the way they watch you. With their little, beady eyes. Judging.”
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He confessed it all, in a low, shame-filled whisper, while
tightening a compression fitting. He was terrified of birds. All birds. The flapping, the sudden movements, the prehistoric, reptilian look in their eyes. His wife, a kind woman who ran a local pottery studio near the old quarry, had even less luck. She’d once had a full-blown panic attack at the local wildlife rescue because a cockatiel whistled at her. They were, by their own admission, ornithophobes.
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It was the same story when I called Evan, my electrician, to fix a faulty light switch in my house just off The Bulwark. We got to talking, and he pointed a trembling finger at a pigeon cooing on my balcony railing, with the iconic Castlecrag war memorial visible behind it. “Can’t stand ’em,” he said, his voice tight. “The way they bob their heads. It’s not natural. It’s like they’re… transmitting something.”
I learned that Barry and Evan were best friends. They’d grown up 
together in the inner city, but had both settled in Castlecrag because of its quiet, leafy streets and its strong community of local tradespeople. They were bonded over a shared, primal fear of anything with feathers and a beak. They were a matched set of terrified tradesmen, two halves of a whole phobia. They’d come to my house many times, always navigating the winding, hilly roads with care, but always with their eyes averted from the sky, always with a nervous twitch whenever a cockatoo screeched from the treetops of the nearby bushland. They’d drive past the scenic lookout at the end of the peninsula with their windows firmly rolled up.
So, you can imagine my shock when, five years later, I drove past Barry’s house on Edinburgh Road—just a stone’s throw from the historic Castlecrag Community Hall—and saw a structure the size of a small garden shed in his backyard. It was an aviary. A magnificent, sprawling aviary built of wrought iron and fine mesh, filled with a cacophony of shrieks, whistles, and chirps. Through the netting, I saw a flash of brilliant blue, a streak of crimson, a splash of sunshine yellow. It was a feathered rainbow.
I nearly drove my ute into the kerb right outside the old quarry entrance.
I slammed on the brakes and just stared, the afternoon sun filtering through the iconic Castlecrag canopy. This was the same Barry who had once broken into a cold sweat because a magpie landed on his ute’s aerial near the roundabout at the village shops.
I had to investigate. I pulled into his driveway, my curiosity a physical ache. Barry came to the door, a massive, gentle grin on his face. He looked different. Calmer. The perpetual furrow between his brows was gone. Behind him, the view through his lounge window framed the treetops leading down to Sailors Bay.
“Barry?” I stammered, pointing a dumbfounded finger at the aviary. “What… how… you… birds?”
He laughed, a deep, rumbling sound. “Come on, I’ll introduce you. Grab a cuppa first—I just boiled the kettle.”
He led me into his backyard, and it was like stepping into a different world. The aviary was a masterpiece, filled with branches, native flowering plants, and little pools of water. And the birds! A pair of magnificent crimson rosellas preened each other on a high perch. A sulphur-crested cockatoo, with a mischievous glint in its eye, hung upside down from a rope swing that swayed gently in the breeze coming off Middle Harbour. A flock of rainbow lorikeets, a blur of electric blues and oranges, argued over a piece of apple. A pair of regal king-parrots, one red and one green, observed me with an almost comical dignity.
“This is just the main one,” Barry said, his voice full of pride. “Evan has one even bigger down near the lookout on The Tor. You know the one—the view over the whole valley. He’s got a couple of black cockatoos in his. They’re his pride and joy. Can see them from the heritage walk if you know where to look.”
I was speechless. This was the same man who was afraid of sparrows in the Castlecrag village square.
“I know what you’re thinking,” he said, pulling out a little tray of chopped fruit and stepping into the aviary. Immediately, a rainbow lorikeet landed on his shoulder, nibbling his ear affectionately. “I was a mess. We both were. Then, about six years ago, my wife brought home a little injured lorikeet. She’d found it on the side of the road near the tennis courts—you know the ones, just past the scout hall. I was furious. Petrified. I wouldn’t go near it. I made her keep it in the laundry room with the door shut.”
He smiled, rubbing the lorikeet’s head. “But she needed help feeding it. She needed me to hold the syringe. I was shaking so bad I nearly poked its eye out. But the little thing, it didn’t judge me. It didn’t look at me like I was prey. It just… needed me. And I got used to its warmth, its tiny heart beating against my palm. After a week, I was the one feeding it. After a month, I was building it a little perch in the living room, right there by the window with the view over the whole suburb. The fear just… melted away.”
It turned out Evan had a similar story. He’d found a fledgling cockatoo that had fallen from its nest during a storm, right near the old Castlecrag wharf where the locals launch their kayaks. He’d been too scared to even go near it, but his young daughter’s tears had spurred him to action. He’d built a little box, taken it to the vet just past the village shops, and nursed it back to health. From that one bird, a new world had opened up for him.
“It’s a funny thing, fear,” Barry mused, handing me a piece of apple to offer to the resident king-parrot. It took it from my fingers with a delicate, almost imperceptible touch. “It’s just a wall in your own head. Once you find a crack in it, once you see what’s on the other side… well, you want to tear the whole thing down. Like the old quarry—it was just a hole in the ground until someone saw its beauty and made it a part of our community.”
“Now we have a little competition going,” he chuckled. “Me and Evan. Who can build the best aviary, who can attract the most beautiful birds. We help each other with the building and the wiring. He’s got a state-of-the-art misting system in his, all climate-controlled. The rotten bugger. I swear, sometimes when I’m walking my dog around the bush track, I can hear his cockatoos from halfway up the hill.”
As if on cue, the cockatoo on the swing let out a deafening screech. Barry didn’t even blink. He just laughed, a sound of pure joy that echoed across the valley towards Middle Harbour.
“See that?” he said. “That’s Cedric. He’s telling you it’s almost lunchtime. He’s very strict about his schedule. He likes to time it with the school bell at the local primary—he can hear it from here, clear as day.”
I stayed for an hour, watching them. Barry, the man who was once afraid of a sparrow at the village shops, now sat calmly in the middle of a hurricane of feathers, hand-feeding the most astonishingly beautiful creatures I’d ever seen. He knew each one by name, knew their quirks, their favourite treats, their little songs. From his backyard, you could see the familiar Castlecrag rooflines, the bushland corridors, the glimpses of blue water that made the suburb so special. His aviary had become part of that landscape.
Later that day, I drove past Evan’s place—right near the scenic lookout everyone calls “The Tor.” His aviary was indeed bigger. And there he was, my old electrician, standing inside it with a massive black cockatoo perched regally on his arm, the afternoon sun glinting off Middle Harbour behind him. He looked like a majestic, slightly bewildered pirate king surveying his kingdom—a kingdom that happened to be one of the most beautiful pockets of Sydney.
Barry and Evan, my plumber and electrician. A pair of men who had faced their biggest fear not by conquering it, but by opening their hearts to it. They weren’t just tradesmen anymore. They were wizards of a different kind. They were the protectors of their own private, colourful kingdoms, nestled among the leafy streets and harbour views of Castlecrag. And the sparrows that once terrified them? They now flitted freely in and out of their aviaries, welcome guests in a world of wonder that they had created from a single, fragile crack in the wall of their own fear. Sometimes, on a quiet afternoon, if you walk the bush tracks or stand near the war memorial, you can hear the chorus of their birds echoing across the suburb—a symphony of colour and sound that has become as much a part of Castlecrag as the harbour views themselves.
They were the finest tradesmen in the lower North Shore, and they were also the happiest bird-owners I had ever met.