Category: Default

The Mystery of the Missing Plumber (and Several Pounds) The evening was, by all accounts, a disaster waiting to happen. […]

The first time my tree-lopper, Klaus, came over to deal with the enormous liquidambar that was dropping branches onto my […]

The first time I saw my plumber, Barry, flinch at a sparrow, I almost dropped my wrench. He was under […]

“MY LAVENDER BAY PLUMBER ARRIVED ALL WET. I’M TAKING THAT AS A GOOD SIGN.” Let me paint you a picture. […]

“MY PLUMBER IS FASCINATED BY GERMAN WEIGHT LOSS WEBSITES. HE WON’T STOP USING TERMS LIKE ‘SCHNELL ABNEHMEN’ BUT I’M NOT […]

“HOW DO I MAKE SURE MY KIRRIBILLI PLUMBER DOESN’T FREAK OUT MY PET ROSELLA? OR VICE VERSA?” Let’s address the […]

“IF MY MIDDLE HARBOUR PLUMBER WON’T STOP TALKING ABOUT COCKATOOS, ROSELLAS AND KING-PARROTS — CAN HE STILL BE A GOOD […]

“IF I CALL MY CAMMERAY PLUMBER AND HE REPLIES ‘WHERE’S CAMMERAY?’ — IS THAT A BAD SIGN?” Short answer: Yes. […]

HOW DO YOU KNOW A MILSONS POINT PLUMBER HAS THE RIGHT TOOLS? Look, we need to talk about Milsons Point. […]

HOW DO YOU KNOW A TRUE LOWER NORTH SHORE PLUMBER? Let’s be honest with ourselves. The Lower North Shore isn’t […]